2015-04-25 14:47:38 +02:00
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<?php
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$number = array('oh!', 'one', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'five', 'six', 'seven', 'eight', 'nine');
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$description = array (
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401 => "sorry, you need to authenticate<br />yourself first to access this page",
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403 => "sorry, I cannot show you a page<br />you have not been granted access to",
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404 => 'sorry, that page doesn\'t<br />exist or has been moved',
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500 => "sorry,<br />the server failed to process this page"
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);
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2015-04-25 15:19:44 +02:00
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if ( array_key_exists( $_GET["code"] , $description ) ) {
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2015-04-25 14:47:38 +02:00
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$code = $_GET["code"];
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2015-04-25 15:19:44 +02:00
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} else {
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$code = '500';
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2015-04-25 14:47:38 +02:00
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}
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?>
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<!doctype html>
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<html>
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<head>
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2015-04-25 15:23:28 +02:00
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<title>
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<?php
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echo strtoupper(
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$number[ $code[ 0 ] ]
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. ' ' . $number[ $code[ 1 ] ]
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. ' ' . $number[ $code[ 2 ] ]
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);
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?>
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</title>
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2015-04-25 14:47:38 +02:00
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<meta name="robots" content="noindex">
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<style type="text/css">
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@font-face{
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font-family:'GothamBold';
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2015-05-10 01:13:56 +02:00
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src:url("/gothambold.otf") format("opentype");
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}
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@font-face{
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font-family:'GothamLight';
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2015-05-10 01:13:56 +02:00
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src:url("/gothamlight.otf") format("opentype");
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}
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body {
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font-family:"GothamBold";
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overflow: hidden;
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background: #f7f7f7;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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}
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.light {
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font-family:'GothamLight';
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}
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* {
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margin: 0;
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padding: 0;
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-webkit-touch-callout: none;
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-webkit-user-select: none;
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-khtml-user-select: none;
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-moz-user-select: none;
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-ms-user-select: none;
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user-select: none;
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}
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#main {
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display: block;
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width: 620px;
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height: 400px;
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position: absolute;
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top: 50%;
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left: 50%;
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margin: -200px 0 0 -310px;
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text-align: center;
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color: #111;
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}
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.code {
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line-height: 1;
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font-size: 6em;
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margin-bottom: 0.2em;
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}
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.code p {
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line-height: 1em;
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}
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.small {
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font-size: 0.5em;
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}
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.line {
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margin: 2em;
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height: 2px;
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width: 100px;
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background-color: #111;
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display: inline-block;
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}
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a, a:hover, a:active, a:link {
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font-family: "GothamBold";
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text-decoration: none;
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color: #111;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="main">
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<div class="code">
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<p><?=$number[ $code[ 0 ] ]?></p>
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2015-05-09 12:14:38 +02:00
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<p <?php if ( $code[ 2 ] != 0 ) echo 'class="small"' ?>><?=$number[ $code[ 1 ] ]?></p>
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<p <?php if ( $code[ 2 ] == 0 ) echo 'class="small"' ?>><?=$number[ $code[ 2 ] ]?></p>
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</div>
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<div class="description light">
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<?=$description[ $code ]?>
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</div>
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<div class="line"></div>
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<div class="description light">
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<a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/syn2cat">contact us</a><br />if you think this is a mistake
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</div>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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